Flashing Girl Hit by Car

A distracted driver hit a girl that was flashing passing cars. I guess he just wanted a closer look. She ended up getting fined $200. What a happy story.

Drunk 4-year-old

"a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night, drinking beer and wearing a little girl's dress" Kids are just growing up to fast these days. There is a time and a place for stuff like this; College. Read More

Oh Tiger

Tiger Woods Political Cartoon

Frosty the Inappropriate snowman

CBS recently released a couple Frosty videos with dubbed in lines from "two and a half men" and "How I met your mother" The videos have become quite controversial and have a lot of people angry with CBS. I think that they are pretty funny and nothing to get worked up about. But people these days have nothing better to do than get offended.
Here is some links to the videos so you can judge if people are right or wrong in getting worked-up over them.

Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman! - Two and a Half Men/Frosty
How I Met Your Mother - Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman

Cool fact 5

I came across this fact today, No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half. Now, I didn't believe this at first so I started to try it out. First I grabbed a standard piece of paper from my printer. The most I could fold it in half was 6 times. My next thought was to get a larger piece of paper, but I do not have any large sheets of paper laying around the house. I did however have some tissue paper that I thought could prove this wrong. I managed to fold the tissue paper 8 times successfully proving this fact wrong. But now I wounder if there is any paper out there that can be folded in half more than 8 times. Go ahead try it, I know you want to.

Rags to Riches

Two homeless brothers are set to inherit $6.6 billion. These guys were living in a cave and soon they will be raining hundreds. My favorite part of the interview, "no women would look at us living in a cave,” said Geza Peladi. “But with money, maybe we can find a partner and finally have a normal life". Ah yes, the first thing on his wish list is buying some women. Well, good news, with $6.6 billion I'm sure he will be able to buy all the women he wants. Check out the story here.

Cool Fact 4

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television. At first I doubted this fact but then I remember that 4 years ago I was on TV multiple times. Once for a segment they did about a snow storm on the news and another was also on the news about sports. Now that I think about it that fact might be more like 1 in 3. Have you ever been on TV and what for?

Cool Fact 3

Every day 20 banks are robbed and The average take is $2,500. I found this fact interesting because first off 20 banks a day seems pretty high, I rarely ever here anything about a bank robbery. Secondly, only $2,500, that is not worth it. Who would take the risk of robbing a bank for only $2,500. Plus if you have a get-away driver that cuts it down to $1,250 a person. Don't get me wrong planning and pulling off a heist is one of those things that every man wants to do but not if the reward is only $2,500. For me to rob a bank there would have to be a couple million in it for me. How much would it take for you to rob a bank?

Growing Meat

Scientists have figured out a way to grow small amounts of meat in the lab. They say that it is only a matter of time before they will be able to grow steaks and or any other meat that someone would want. Maybe its just me but this sounds a little gross. I think that I will be sticking to the real deal as long as I can. But hey, at least PETA will be happy. They can eat meat if it was never living right? Read more here.

Elf with Dynamite

A guy dressed as an elf threatened a mall Santa with dynamite. The man did not have any actual explosives but he was arrested for terrorist threats. This guy must of not gotten the Hulk Hands he wanted last Christmas. Read more here.

Tic Tock

I don't know why but I'm really digging the new song Tic Tock by Kesha. Its not my style at all but it makes me want to party. Plush she is pretty hot. Check out the video on you tube, Tic-Tock-Kesha

Driving in the Snow

I do not have a problem driving in the snow and I am very confident in my skills but there are some people out there that just piss me off. If you have a 4-wheel drive vehicle you do not have to go 5-10 mph up a steep hill, think of the people behind you that don't have 4-wheel drive. The people behind you are not going to make the hill and its all your fault. Also people do not have to go 15-20 mph under the speed limit when its snowing and not sticking to the road. Think of it as rain, its almost the same thing, just wet pavement.

Cool Fact #2

A lot of people are trying to improve the environment these days because of threats such as global warming. But, did you know recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours! It seems a little crazy that an action as small as recycling one glass jar can save so much energy. Its the little things you can do day to day that help the most.

Crushed Toe

I rolled over my toe with a full pallet jack a couple weeks ago. At first the toe was just really swollen and the toe nail was loose. After about a week the swelling and pain went away and the nail was pretty firm. Now the nail is loose again and I think that the nail is going to fall off.

3D TV

Sony recently announced that up to 50% of Sony televisions will be 3D-Enabled by 2013. On top of 3D televisions there will be 3D broadcasting. I personally cant recall ever seeing a good movie in 3D or any 3D that has actually appealed to me. I could see how some video games could be a lot of fun in 3D, especially when adding motion control. I feel like they have to make some significant advances for 3D televisions to actually work well enough for 3D to be part of a everyday television experience. I just wonder if the TV will come with sweet 3D glasses or will that be extra.

Cool Fact

Did you know that the cigarette lighter was invented before the match. This makes me ask why than invent the match?



I would like to actually see someone carrying that lighter around for their cigarettes. Would it be that hard to design it so that it was small and realistic? I could see it now, he unzips his fanny pack pulls out his huge match stick lighter and asks if anyone needs a light.

Scratches

Sometimes I wake up with scratches on me and I don't know how they got their. The last time this happened I woke up with 5 scratches next to each other on my back. One of the scratches was deep enough to draw blood. The weirdest part about it is that the scratches are on a part of my back that I can't reach. I also checked my bed for any thing sharp that could have made the scratches. I use to have feather pillows that I blamed the scratches on but I no longer have them. Their was nothing in or around the bed that could have made the scratches. I have read that the scratches could be made by ghosts. But Its probably just aliens sticking probes inside of me. Have you ever woke up with unexplained scratches or marks? What do you think is causing them?

Sell Your Balls

I once heard that you could sell one testicle for $250,000 in Japan. However lately I have seen only $50,000. Anyways, would you sell one, or both? How much would it take for you to sell one of your balls? I think I would sell one for $50,000 as long as everything still worked. What do you think?

Its 100 degrees and im on fire. There is never any point to this. Its useless.

Have you ever woke up and asked yourself, "how did I get here"? I wonder everyday how I ended up down the path that I have traveled. It seems that when everything is going good there always has to be that one thing hanging over my head holding me down; pulling me back. I feel like I can never get ahead. At least I'm alive.

My Legs Dont Work!

You know those automatic carts they have at Wal-Mart and grocery stores for handicapped people. Why is it that 90% of the people that use them are just fat asses. I've seen actual handicapped people have to wait to use one because they were all being used by fat over weight lazy people. This seems like bullshit, if you are fat you are not handicapped.

2009 Sucks!

Let me start here, Financial aid didnt go threw so I am unable to attend this semester of college. I now have to pay off last semester out of my pocket. Since I am not attending school I have been dropped from my health insurance. My car didnt pass emissions testing so I am unable to register it. My job sucks, and now I will be riding my bike to work. Happy new year my ass.

New Year and Im Fat

So the new year rolls around and I've decided to get into shape. I run down to my local Wal-mart and pick up a nice new Wii Fit. Get home plug it in set it up and stand on. All of a sudden my little mii gets really fat and it tells me I'm over weight. I knew that I was a little bit chubby but this game is mean. But anyways I clocked in at 185lbs. My goal is to get down to 175lbs in 1 month. As of right now I am 2 weeks in and I only have to loose 4 more pounds to reach my goal. After an hour playing Wii Fit I look as if I just climbed out of the swimming pool. I'm no jock and not in the best shape but if you take this thing serious it really does work.

I am Lazy and Uninspired

Its been awhile since I wrote anything in here, not that anyone reads it. Its just so hard to come up with ideas. I have tried sites that list things that would attract people. For example. But nothing seems to help. Its as if I am suffering from long term writers block. I think that I will just start posting whatever comes to my head and see how that goes.