Shampoo

I'm a guy but guess what, I use lady shampoo. Now you might be asking yourself why would such a manly man use lady shampoo. I'll tell you why this manly man uses lady shampoo. A chick goes to the store to get some shampoo, sure she wants it to make her hair all nice and pretty but thats not all, shes going for the smell. She wants some shampoo that smells delicious and when she finds that one ultra pretty smelling shampoo she's going to take it home with her. Where am I going with this? Well when the ladies smell that same ultra pretty smell on me, yea they're going to probably want to take me home too. So there you have it. Lady Shampoo.

Colorado

Although I wasn't born in the state of Colorado I am proud to be a resident. I am proud because I live in the drunkest city. But here is the part that gets me. I always thought that beer made a person fat, hence the beer belly. Some how the drunkest city ended up being right in the middle of the leanest state. How this all works out I'm not sure, but what I am sure of is the fact that I like it.

Top 5

This is a list of the top 5 most disgusting and disturbing things I have seen on the internet. I would explain each one but its more fun if you find out for yourself.

5) Tub-Girl
4) Goatse
3) Mr. Hands
2) 2Girls1Cup
1) BME Pain Olympics